Reinventing the Wheel

I’m thinking of all the things

I could invent for my wheelchair

All the gadgets to help me

Get from here to there.

A humongous spoiler at the back

to reduce the amount of drag

and placed right in front of me

An inflatable air bag.

A beer-tap and barrel

to quench my raging thirst

You won’t have to race me to the bar

Because I will get there first.

I’ll need a satellite Dish

For my television

And also a set of Bull-bars

In case of a collision.

So whilst I’m busy thinking

Of all the things to have

I won’t need a single road-map

Because I’ve got a new Sat-Nav.

I’ve got innovative suspension

so I know how comfort wheels

Down below a full set

of gleaming alloy wheels

So if you’re busy wondering

how these gadgets I’ll afford

It’s because I’ll selling coffee

With my coffee beans on board.

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Reinventing the Wheel

I’m thinking of all the things
I could invent for my wheelchair
All the gadgets to help me
Get from here to there.

A humongous spoiler at the back
to reduce the amount of drag
and placed right in front of me
An inflatable air bag.

A beer-tap and barrel
to quench my raging thirst
You won’t have to race me to the bar
Because I will get there first.

I’ll need a satellite Dish
For my television
And also a set of Bull-bars
In case of a collision.

So whilst I’m busy thinking
Of all the things to have
I won’t need a single road-map
Because I’ve got a new Sat-Nav.

So if you’re busy wondering
how these gadgets I’ll afford
It’s because I’ll be┬áselling coffee
With my coffee beans on board.