The Bow and Arrow

On 14th February

Our hearts would entwine

And Celebrate the Annual Fest

Of St Valentine.

 

But Sadly Cupid’s good intentions

Did not go to plan

When he left his Bow and Arrow

And the keys inside the van.

 

Far from everything going well

With Romance, Dinner and Wine

Cupid’s van was now parked

On a Double Yellow Line.

 

Now Cupid was in a fix

On this very Romantic day

When a tow-truck then pulled up

And towed his van away.

 

Things then went from bad to worse

It really has to be said

When Cupid got knocked down by the truck

And spent six weeks in bed.

 

But Cupid’s still firing arrows

Although he’s plastered head to toe.

And he’s still better than the Archers

Upon the radio.

 

So if a couple see him in his wheelchair

A  warning, I have to tell

He’s also got a dodgy eye

So I would run like Hell !

 

Copyright © Ian m Allan 2017

 

 

 

 

 

Reinventing the Wheel

I’m thinking of all the things

I could invent for my wheelchair

All the gadgets to help me

Get from here to there.

A humongous spoiler at the back

to reduce the amount of drag

and placed right in front of me

An inflatable air bag.

A beer-tap and barrel

to quench my raging thirst

You won’t have to race me to the bar

Because I will get there first.

I’ll need a satellite Dish

For my television

And also a set of Bull-bars

In case of a collision.

So whilst I’m busy thinking

Of all the things to have

I won’t need a single road-map

Because I’ve got a new Sat-Nav.

I’ve got innovative suspension

so I know how comfort wheels

Down below a full set

of gleaming alloy wheels

So if you’re busy wondering

how these gadgets I’ll afford

It’s because I’ll selling coffee

With my coffee beans on board.

Reinventing the Wheel

I’m thinking of all the things
I could invent for my wheelchair
All the gadgets to help me
Get from here to there.

A humongous spoiler at the back
to reduce the amount of drag
and placed right in front of me
An inflatable air bag.

A beer-tap and barrel
to quench my raging thirst
You won’t have to race me to the bar
Because I will get there first.

I’ll need a satellite Dish
For my television
And also a set of Bull-bars
In case of a collision.

So whilst I’m busy thinking
Of all the things to have
I won’t need a single road-map
Because I’ve got a new Sat-Nav.

So if you’re busy wondering
how these gadgets I’ll afford
It’s because I’ll be selling coffee
With my coffee beans on board.

Is Heaven Wheelchair Accessible ?

One thing I want to know

Will I be able to go there ?

When it’s my time to go

In my turbo powered wheelchair

Is Heaven wheelchair accessible ?

Will the Pearly Gates be opened

To allow in my wheelchair ?

Or will I still be stuck

At the bottom of the Stair ?

Is Heaven wheelchair accessible ?

Will there be a ramp there

To allow me to go in ?

Or will I be turned away

For some forgotten sin ?

Is Heaven wheelchair accessible ?

The alternative is scary

With me going down below

Into the fires of Hell

Where the burning embers glow.

Is Heaven wheelchair accessible ?

Even if I go to Hell

I would be slightly miffed

Instead of Eternity in the bar

I was stuck in the Bloody lift !

Is Heaven Wheelchair accessible ?

Copyright © Ian m Allan 2016